Who needs a condom when you got God watchin over you.
"Keep people in your life that truly love you, motivate you, encourage you, inspire you, enhance you, and make you happy. If you have people who do none of the above, let them go."
� Unknown (via wethinkwedream)
(Source: quotethat, via mentalalchemy)
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
(Source: parisjemm, via americaana)